The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed

An old work of mine from 2010. Strong Bad busts out more kids book action.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Bubs, The Cheat, Strong Bad, Zarel, Horrible Painting, Homsar

Places: The Computer Room, The Field

Page Title: The Other Timeless Classic!

Transcript
{Black screen}

HOMESTAR: Previously {said as "Pr-eh-viously} on Homestarrunner.com...

{Fade to the Computer Room, Homestar is sitting on the floor while Strong Bad holds "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw" in his hand.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bravo, Strong Bad. You simply must read one more.

STRONG BAD: Ohh, fine, fine. So I shall. How about {takes out another book and smiles} The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed?

{Strong Sad leans in}

STRONG SAD: There is no such kids' book!

{The cover for The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed flies up as this line is said}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Or is there?

{Strong Bad proceeds to narrate the story}

The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed.

{Next page shows Strong Bad surrounded by monochrome circles}

Nobody loves the Strong Sad. He is a sad little [guy.] dumpface.

{Next page shows Strong Sad lying asleep in his bed}

One night, Strong Sad was lying soundly asleep in his bed.

{Next page shows Strong Sad awake, but looking at a wet spot on his bed}

The next morning, [Strong Sad] Stupidface awoke to find an odd wet spot on his bed cover. "It appears I have wet my bed!" said Strong [Sad.] Fat.

{Next page shows Strong Sad in the Field}

Strong Sad went out the next morning to find something that could make the wet spot go away, but he didn't want to be too obvious.

{Next page has Strong Sad talking to Bubs}

Strong Sad asked Bubs for a hair dryer. "Can I have a hair dryer, please?" asked Strong Sad, clearly asking for a hair dryer.

''{Next page shows a close-up of Bubs and Strong Sad. Bubs is handing a hair dryer to Strong Sad}''

Bubs gave [Strong Sad] the elephant what he wanted without question. "Thanks, Bubs!" replied Strong Sad. [with an unusually creepy bit of happiness.]

{Next page has Strong Sad drying his bedsheet} Strong Sad dried the bedsheet and the wet spot disappeared. "Hooray!" cheered Strong Sad. [ Okay, this is getting creepy. ]

{Next page has Strong Sad sleeping}

After returning the hair dryer, Strong Sad went back to sleep that night.

{Next page has Strong Sad awake again; the wet spot is back.}

The next morning Strong Sad saw that he had wet the bed again. "I've never wet my bed before!" shrieked [Strong Sad] Plumples.

{Next page, Strong Sad is in the field with Strong Bad and The Cheat.}

Strong Sad went out to find Bubs again, but [Strong Bad and The Cheat] two awesome dudes started laughing at him.

"You wet yonder bed!" said [Tiny-Handed] Strong Bad, laughing out loudly.

{Next page shows a middle shot of Strong Sad}

Strong Sad was ashamed and slumped back home.

{Next page shows Strong Sad's closet}

That night, Strong Sad hid in his empty closet. "A wet closet is less noticeable than a wet bed." He said to himself.

''{Next page shows Strong Bad and The Cheat sneaking into Strong Sad's room. The Cheat has a bottle of water.}''

Just then, Strong Sad saw from the closet that Strong Bad and [The Cheat] a little yellow rat were in his room. "We're gonna spill this on the bedsheet so Strong Sad thinks he wet himself!" said Strong Bad.

''{Next page is a divided picture. One half shows Strong Sad with a camera, and the other shows Strong Bad and The Cheat looking around confused}''

Just then, there was a flash. "What was that?" said Strong Bad.

{Next page has Strong Bad talking to the Cheat.}

"Meh!" said The Cheat. "You're right," said Strong Bad. "It was probably just the lightning!"

{Next page has Strong Sad in the Field showing the picture to Zarel.}

The next morning, Strong Sad went to Zarel to show him the picture. "If Strong Bad told you I wet my bed, then here's proof I don't!" said [Strong Sad] the Fatso Supreme.

{Next page has Zarel giving Strong Sad a board of some sort.}

"Put this in Strong Mad's closet," Zarel said, "It will scare the pants off of them."}''

{The next page has Strong Sad slipping the board into Strong Mad's closet.}

Strong Sad then did what [Zarel] the weird lizard told him to do.

{The next page has Strong Bad and The Cheat looking in Strong Mad's closet}

Strong Bad then went to Strong Mad's closet because he thought he left his fireworks in there. "I swear I put it here, The Cheat!" said Strong Bad.

''{The next page has Strong Bad and the Cheat on the floor, shaking and shivering. The Horrible Painting is seen.}''

Just then, Strong Bad and The Cheat were struck with fear for there was a horrible painting in there! "Aaah! Jibblies!" shrieked Strong Bad.

{The last page has Strong Sad outside the room, listening in on them, cracking a slight smile}

Strong Sad was delighted that he got back at his brother. "That will teach you," chuckled Strong Sad. [Man...why is he so freakin' happy in this one...?]

{Cut back to the Computer Room, Homestar is still on the floor, and Strong Bad holding the book}

HOMESTAR: Man. That story wasn't that great.

STRONG BAD: I'll say, not enough Strong Sad beatings-up.

HOMESTAR: That story needs more Homsar.

STRONG BAD: Homsar, eh? Well, this next one I have is The Homsar Defies the Laws of Physics and Space and Time.

{Strong Bad pulls out a book cover with Homsar on it and a big, distorted, multi-colored swirl pattern.}

HOMESTAR: Eh. Story seems too childish for me.

STRONG BAD: I'd have to disagree. This one talks about physics and things.

HOMESTAR: Physi-what now?

{The End!}